- This morning, I noticed that there are almost 40 patents on the back of the packaging that my toilet paper is packaged in. Wow. I wonder if the CEO of Charmin ever wipes with something else and says, "Wha? These sons-of-bitches are using one of our patents!"
- I wonder if someone has ever thought to wreck their car in order to get the insurance money so they can make the payment on the car. For some reason, that seems perfectly acceptable to me.
- Boston Legal may just be the greatest show on TV right now. I just discovered it a few weeks ago, and it is a complete can't-miss hit for me each week. YOU may not think it's the best, but I at least encourage you to watch it once or twice. It's that good. Denny Crane.
- I brushed my teeth three times this morning. It still tastes like a midget shit in my mouth.
- Anyone remember the board game "Stratego"? I really liked that game, but don't even remember how it was played. Rit's "Strategery" made me think of that.
- If you work in an office environment, have you ever noticed that there's that one person who coordinates all the "team-building" events and parties, but you have NO idea what else they do? We have someone like that here. She has an office in the corner, and no one really sees her much until it's Christmas Party Time or Hayride and Cornfield Maze Time. Yes, we have hayrides. Shut up.
- It's Thursday, but I'm ready for the weekend. In addition, I'm now in Senioritis mode and can't wait for my vacation time. I'm taking 12/22/05 through 1/2/06 off. It can NOT get here fast enough.
- I wonder if someone has ever thought to wreck their car in order to get the insurance money so they can make the payment on the car. For some reason, that seems perfectly acceptable to me.
- Boston Legal may just be the greatest show on TV right now. I just discovered it a few weeks ago, and it is a complete can't-miss hit for me each week. YOU may not think it's the best, but I at least encourage you to watch it once or twice. It's that good. Denny Crane.
- I brushed my teeth three times this morning. It still tastes like a midget shit in my mouth.
- Anyone remember the board game "Stratego"? I really liked that game, but don't even remember how it was played. Rit's "Strategery" made me think of that.
- If you work in an office environment, have you ever noticed that there's that one person who coordinates all the "team-building" events and parties, but you have NO idea what else they do? We have someone like that here. She has an office in the corner, and no one really sees her much until it's Christmas Party Time or Hayride and Cornfield Maze Time. Yes, we have hayrides. Shut up.
- It's Thursday, but I'm ready for the weekend. In addition, I'm now in Senioritis mode and can't wait for my vacation time. I'm taking 12/22/05 through 1/2/06 off. It can NOT get here fast enough.
6 Comments:
stratego, thats the one that had the stand up pieces and you had to find the other persons flag right? and there were bombs then pieces that had different points/strength value right? hmm i vaguely recall hitting my older in the head with that board when we were younger..umm im not allowed to play that anymore.
I am actually taking a long vacation, as well. Half-day on 12/23, then I'm off until the 3rd of January.
I wipe my ass with patents all the time, but not necessarily with toliet paper.
And we're going to spend a good portion of your vacation time playing Resident Evil 4 and getting drunk enough to dial up old girlfriends and call them fat.
Woo! I love the holidays.
"Guys? The first one's out, and everything is fine..."
We don't have hay rides. We do have ackward birthday parties. They're the best!
A midget, huh? Like the new format.
Ummmm... dude, I'm taking your word on the taste of midget shit thingy.
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