So, whilst visiting the parental unit over the holidays, I found this in my dad's fridge:
Setting aside the instant giggles that come from seeing something called "homo milk," it made me think of a considerably more pressing issue...much like the Bachelor post from the other day...how the fuck do people let this stuff get by them?
If I'm in the approval department of the packaging division of some milk place, you'd think that when my 17 year old intern snickered while delivering the design ideas, that I wouldn't immediately go for the sexual-orientation-specific carton cover.
I suppose I could get it if it was manufactured in another country and the translation ended up silly. But no...good ole-fashioned American cow juice was this.
I mean, really...it couldn't be "hom milk"? Or "homog milk"? Maybe even, I don't know, "milk"? Maybe they saved ink on not writing out the entire word "homogenized". Or, even more likely, they didn't know how to spell it.
As a side note, I always thought Diet Coke was a homophobic bitch, but this totally proved it. Just look at how her back is turned. I'm so disappointed at others' close-mindedness.
Happy weekend.
17 Comments:
Looks like the Red Bull is all up in that though! Coming from behind.
Does Homo milk also come in skim? Because I prefer my homos on the thinner side. Personally.
Popo, for the life of me, I can't think of who to pick on today, but the followup to your comments seems like it should be:
I guess that's why you keep letting ______ comment on your blog...ZING!
But as it turns out, I got nothing.
I appreciate the fact homo milk is wearing bold colors. its winter time and someone needs to get the memo out to all the other homo milks that pastels are only for summer.
I guess the real question is, when one puts Homo Milk in their mouth, do they spit or swallow? I guess it's all on your preference.
Homo Milk...it does the inside of your rectum good.
For all intents and purposes I think that wanted to present a "gay" approach to their title.
LOL
enjoy ur weekend
I can picture the ads for homo milk now.
Maybe it will give hetero men a better fashion sense. A less flamboyant Queer Eye.
Tim, you're a real whiz with MS Paint.
Am I the only one that notices that Pizzle's parents have like 3 jugs of milk?
Tim, thats sad. Almost sad enough that I want to buy you photoshop, but not quite.
at least its patriotic colors....
and tim that actaully really made me giggle :P
I don't think photoshop would have helped. I laugh everytime I look at it. My horrible MS Paint skills make me laugh even more than the idea of seeing an actual ad like that.
Tim - you should submit your advertisment to the academy and the networks. I bet homo milk sales would skyrocket.
That's the funniest stuff I've seen all day.
Pizzle, if you love me, you'll turn on anon commenting so I don't have to sit on the sidelines like a fat kid when teams are being picked.
Seriously, I missed all this during "work" Fucking "work"
Also that Indian spammer on my site was me. I was dying that you thought it was spam. xo bj
Ask and you shall receive...Anon back on. :)
A:Hey,you want chilled milk?
B:Oh no,thanks I drink only homo.
A:(pause)
OK.That was pathetic.A would not offer chilled milk to B. Maybe chilled beer, but not milk.
I suck at this.
You love me! You love me and all anons. New post please.
Also, if you know who this is, be warned, I'm teasing you on my site. In a loving fashion. sort of.
-your anon indian friend
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