Tuesday is kind of a random day, and a day seemingly devoid of purpose. With that in mind, I present some random thoughts for a random day.
- When it's really really nice outside (say, like, last weekend), don't leave your coat in your car, for soon, it will be cold. Then, not only will your nice warm coat be in the car when you need it, when you finally finish cursing and GET to your car, said coat will be even COLDER than the air, and all weird and stiff.
- On a container of Altoids, it says the serving size is "3 pieces". Ever put 3 Altoids in your mouth at the same time? You might as well just light mint on fire and suck on it. Minty fresh breath only works if you haven't melted your lungs into something resembling a lagoon creature at the end of a B-movie.
- If you don't suck (or if you suck without teeth), click here and enjoy (Shanshu, you are required to click that link).
- Here are some brand new beach pics of the stunningly hot Jessica Alba. She looks too skinny here, but it wouldn't keep me from tossing off a few knuckle children to the thought of her.
- After guys wipe, they look at the TP to see what's on it. Those that say they don't are lying to you. Some say it's instinct. In my scientific opinion, I would argue that it's part morbid curiousity, and part skidmark protection.
- Chipotle is awesome. Chipotle after 9pm induces really fucked up dreams. These include, but are not limited to, getting chased by large apes in motorized shopping carts with AK-47s made from pussywillows that shoot poisonous Gummy Bears. I know...don't ask.
- Speaking of pussy...this cat fucking rules:
That's all I got.
5 Comments:
Oh heck yeah! Clerks 2. Is that for real? Cuz wow Im so dorky I loved Clerks, and mallrats, and Chasing Amy.
I however am a bit disturbed by the picture of Jay under the download area. He is strangly HOT in that photo.
Is it just me?
Jessica Alba IS beautiful but painfully thin, get that girl a sandwich and a milkshake.
love the pussy pic...wow didnt think i would ever say that on your blog....
I'm glad to see Kevin Smith is working again. I think I heard Jason Mewes (aka Jay) had an OD from heroin or something and so Smithey took a little break.
It is true...we all look at the TP. I really think it is for "skidmark protection" i.e. we want to make sure we can stop wiping when the paper comes back clean. Also, we are looking for wierd faces in there to send to the Guiness Book. I keep seeing Abe Vigoda in my TP.
HT: All the Kevin Smith stuff is totally awesome. I'm a big fan.
Musie: Is it weird that you talking about pussy turns me on?!
TF: Pretty sure that thing about Jay and the OD is correct. He still looks a little strung out. And I agree with you on the TP thing. Abe Vigoda? Fuckin' hilarious!
I haven't even seen Clerk's I. Is that a bad thing? I'm usually last to jump on bandwagons.
*in a really, really girly voice* "That kitten is sooo cute!"
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