OK...so this is totally going to look like a post by a bitter person. I'm really not.
Valentine's Day sucks. Here's why:
There are only two ways V-day can go. Either "expected" or "badly". Quite simply, if you do something on V-day, it's expected. If you don't, you're an asshole.
Perhaps there aren't enough dudes out there that would send flowers on a random day and have the card read "...because it's Tuesday" or "...because you're you." So, some stupid holiday had to be derived so that guys could get their quota in, and girls could feel like they accomplished a change in their otherwise semi-retarded manboys.
If I were a girl, I'd be pissed if the only time I got cool shit like flowers was on V-day or my birthday. If I'm as special as you told me I was before the first time I slept with you, I should get that shit all the time. And randomly. And in front of my co-workers so I could show off.
As a guy, to feel OBLIGATED to do anything such as this is just silly. I'd much rather give you jewelry because you just gave me the best head in my life. Of course, then I wouldn't trust you after that. You never trust the woman that gave you the best head of your life. Ever.
Not to create a cheering section amongst the women readers, but we should do that stuff without provocation. We should do it because you really are pretty fuckin' cool EVERYDAY, not just on the day we HAVE to say it.
But, then again, most guys don't know this, and it allows those of us that do to have much success. After all, if I give you flowers randomly, it may lead to, uh...jewelry *ahem* later that night. *wink*
Valentine's Day sucks. Here's why:
There are only two ways V-day can go. Either "expected" or "badly". Quite simply, if you do something on V-day, it's expected. If you don't, you're an asshole.
Perhaps there aren't enough dudes out there that would send flowers on a random day and have the card read "...because it's Tuesday" or "...because you're you." So, some stupid holiday had to be derived so that guys could get their quota in, and girls could feel like they accomplished a change in their otherwise semi-retarded manboys.
If I were a girl, I'd be pissed if the only time I got cool shit like flowers was on V-day or my birthday. If I'm as special as you told me I was before the first time I slept with you, I should get that shit all the time. And randomly. And in front of my co-workers so I could show off.
As a guy, to feel OBLIGATED to do anything such as this is just silly. I'd much rather give you jewelry because you just gave me the best head in my life. Of course, then I wouldn't trust you after that. You never trust the woman that gave you the best head of your life. Ever.
Not to create a cheering section amongst the women readers, but we should do that stuff without provocation. We should do it because you really are pretty fuckin' cool EVERYDAY, not just on the day we HAVE to say it.
But, then again, most guys don't know this, and it allows those of us that do to have much success. After all, if I give you flowers randomly, it may lead to, uh...jewelry *ahem* later that night. *wink*
16 Comments:
I have historically had some of my worst all time days on valentines day. It is a made up holiday designed to make people feel either obligated or bad. Possibly both.
Amen brother. Though, I did get dumped on a Valentines Day once, so maybe I'm jaded.
How sad is it that I don't have a man this Valentine's Day, yet, I'm still not jaded?
LMAO @ jewelry *wink* later that night *wink*
I get it. *wink*
I dont get ligerie or flowers or jewelry for Vday....i get shoes, nothing says love like a pair of 5 inch heeled leather boots.
and yes I DO give the worlds best head, and your right, never ever trust that kinda woman ;)
totally overrated. totally, as most commercial plugs that focus on your pockets...
DAMNIT! I was going to say Amen Brother.
Whatever.
Amen brother!
I appreciate random acts of love, not designated.
Random acts of love are the best bit...if that's not there it gets boring. And I'm not just talking about guys buying stuff...I'm talking, wake me up in the morning with a cup of coffee and a smile. I'm easy...er...you know what I mean!
Couldn't agree with you more. For some additional reading on the topic here's the site of one of my favorite former professors.
http://homepage.mac.com/chadhermann/iblog/C260966335/E20060214073222/index.html
Yea for Pizzle! I'm joining your female comments section cheering section even if you don't want to have one. It's here. deal with it.
I wonder what Jennifer Love Hewitt does on Valentine's day, seeing as how she is LOVE.
You should call her and eat chocolate together.
BJ: Definitely both.
Wrm: Not to bring others down, but my Mom's funeral was 6 yrs ago today...never left a good Valentine's Day taste in my mouth, either.
DM: *wink*
Musie: That's why I have a hard time trusting you... ;)
BB: Exactly!
Ethel: Amen Sista!
Macca: You're both...don't lie.
Chappy: Good read!
PoPo: Don't be fooled. I like it.
TF: She's working all day today, so she may not even be doing anything. BUT, she has a new boy toy, so if she DOES do anything, my guess is it will be with him. :)
Shit. You've known me too long. No foolin' you! :P
My husband has never given me flowers on Valentines day. Always on "Hey so and so at the office was bitching about some stupid shit and I thought of how awesome you are. I love you so freaking much." Her seriously wrote that on a card and had the flowers delivered to my office. It's fun and more heart felt that way.
You are right on the money. I have a friend I need to introduce you to...
for a split second - a SPLIT second - i actually thought you were saying something sweet about jewelry at the end. i should have know better, pizzle!
here's wishing you a pearl necklace...
Rit: I'm shallow...is she hot? On another note, your husband did well!
Beebers: Never underestimate the power of suggestion... ;)
Happy Hallmark Day!
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