Wow...for what it's worth, I thought I was dead, too.
I really didn't think that I would ever pick this up again. But, low and behold, the new month begins, new things in my life begin, and it only makes sense to get back to writing. <---heh...you'll never see this because I hit delete too fast, but I actually spelled "writhing" first instead of "writing". Freudian slip?
To commemerate my return, I present you with a new look, as well as a story of a Memorial Day weekend gone by. Oh, and to prove that I'm going to be around for a while, I've already written 10+ posts, so I only have to hit "publish". :)
On to the tale...
With Memorial Day Weekend comes a standing tradition amongst some of my friends: The Summer-Kick-Off-I-Bet-If-We-Feed-Pizzle-Enough-Booze-He'll-Do-Something-Stupid Party. So it goes.
A beautiful day set the backdrop for pool fun, great food, and flowing drink. It began at about Noon. By 2pm, none of us had eaten, but we'd been drinking plenty. It was time to soak up some of it. We did, but only then did the fun begin.
And now, I present you with a list of the day's events (hint: I got the list from Dennis...I don't remember everything that occured on it):
* Noodle bongs
* Jaeger bombs
* Vanilla Ice dance-off
* Noodle battles ("Monkey!")
* Booty dance lessons
* Appropriate trampoline front flip execution training (thx to the
vacant neighbors)
* Naked Pizzle or Pizzle in Rachael's shorts
I became the official "that guy" of the party. I was the one who slipped into the pool, and have the bruises, concrete rash, and sprains to prove it. I was the one who remembers everyone hanging out, then suddenly wakes up in the passenger seat of his own car AS HE'S BEING DRIVEN HOME BY HIS FRIEND'S PARENTS.
Yup.
As I spent Monday feeling sorry for myself, I questioned whether I would put myself in that situation again. Not until Labor Day Weekend, I suppose.
(Before I forget, also see the post below)
8 Comments:
Damn, dude. Talk about some hiatus. I had totally given up on you. But now that I know you're still kickin' I'll re-add you to my link list. And I really like your new look.
And about being driven home by someones parents...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dear God that was funny.
Good God, man. I thought you died. Or forgot the website for blogger.com. You can tell by yer site meter that I've been periodically checkin in on yer site. And every time I read, "holy fuck i lost my phone", I said to myself, "holy fuck we lost pizzle".. I crack myself up.
Anywhooo.. aren't you white? I mean really.. should you *really* be giving booty dance lessons?
I love the new look! Glad to see you're back. Sounds like a fun Memorial day party.. :)
Thanks for the love, ladies. I'm glad to be back. :)
Dude you are such a pimp! :D
GLad to see you back hunny!
Yay! Glad you're back! At least you weren't gone as long as Scott Baio.
Let's forget I said that.
Crickets.
Wow, that sounds like Ian and I Saturday:) Rough day--we started at 3 and ended at 2. Nothing like almost 12 solid hours of booze to do great things to your brain and social status.
Good luck to Becki from me,
E
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